Bag o' Aids

A bag that contains things that may or may not be AIDS related. But they sure look like they do.

Caleb: Dude! I got a Bag o' AIDS!
John: Ugh! Get that shit away from me!

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certified bag chaser

Someone’s who’s always chasing that bag relentlessly

Jesse: AYO I think I’m a certified bag chaser?
Jeremy: nah ur cappin
Jesse: nah fr bro, I do decks, concrete and Christmas lights
Jeremy: aight u are not only a fucking certified bag chaser, you’re the JACK of all trades holy shit
Jesse: told you bro, gotta get GTA 6 for my menacing son

slinging his bag

When your balls stick to your leg and you try to get them free. This is the act of them swinging, or slinging, to freedom.

"Did you see Sean slinging his bag after practice?"

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Bin bag special

When a girl has a decent face but a fugly bod

Ah fuck that bint is a bin bag special

Hahaha Ed just pulled an absolute bin bag special

“That ass could be used as a ruler, she must be so ugly!” “She could be a bin bag special”

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Brown Paper Bag

A device that may be used to smoke if you are incredibly stupid.

Hey look Luisito is smoking a brown paper bag. What a dumbfuck

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Douche bag a roo

One who is more docuhier than a douche bag him self more pronouced Dow CH bag a roo

Darin the boy scout is such a douch bag a roo.

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Mongolian Garbage Bag

The act of squatting over a girl's face and excreting diarrhea onto her after eating spicy Mongolian barbecue.

In the midst of getting a blowjob, Steven felt a rumble in his stomach. Seconds later, he tried to get up but was too late and gave his girlfriend a Mongolian Garbage Bag. She loved it.

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