zayhs mom also known as the baddest mother in packing com, so beautiful with the best looking owl eyes.
i’d marry zayhs mom with no hesitation what’s he gonna do? bring out the apo?
I worn out old whore. It's like throwing a hot dog down the hallway. Desperate for love and attention she will work for free but nobody wants that stuff anymore.
Damian slept with dios mom now he has the clap.
A girl saying they're your literal "mother."
Girl: OMG ur literally my son!
Guy: I just got Mom-zoned.
National Ur Mom Day is a holiday to celebrate the widely used maternal insult "ur mom"
"that's what I did on Ur Mom Day"
"Happy Ur Mom Day"
"THAT'S WHAT I DID TO UR MOM LAST NIGHT HAHAHA"
You have to tell peoples moms there beautiful and hug them to bring up there confidence
You:Hey you beautiful mom: thanks so much that boosted my confidence you:yea it’s ur mom day
Refuting the your mom gay jokes with a simple statement neither putting her neither above nor below
Your mom gay
Your mom moderate
yo... your... your dad adequate