Being startled so abruptly that you can't stop a fart from escaping.
It happened so fast I got the startle farts!
When you think you're gonna fart, but you end up 'farting' out massive amounts of diarrhea.
Oh Dude! Dave had a MASSIVE wet fart at the party yesterday! It got all over the floor!
A fart that was released while showering giving a kind of wet sensation in your butt
You: My butt felt really weird and warm after I farted.
Friend: you must have had a wet fart
Culvers farts is when you eat a ton of culvers and fart so hard you shit your pants.
bro these culvers farts are crazy i've thrown away three pairs of my louie v undies.
Is normally when a build up of gas finally erupts from the anus. It shoots the dingle berries that have been collecting in the anal hairs. This reactions causes it to splatter on the draws like a gooey batter.
Tom:”Hey guys! Call a table for one! The fart batters on me!”
Drake:”That’s disgusting dumb!”