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a curse word used when you don't actually want to curse
a useful tool for pissing off teachers because they can't say shit
originated in southwestern ohio
alternately means "two" in spanish
teacher: pop quiz
kid: awww dude what the dos!!!!!!
teacher: ... ok
A guy who has multiple relationships ongoing at the same time. He will invite more than one of his girls to his own party on the same night, and he often has his girls on rotation so he can get fucked any given night. All of the girls recognize each other at every party, but are all unaware that Dos has been sleeping with all of them and having them share the same towel to use after they shower.
Most Doses are “rappers” or “trappers”. Red flag to keep your eye out for.
It is also common for a Dos to lie about his age, for instance he may say he’s 26 but actually be turning 30. You may also find out he has 2 kids with 2 different baby mommas. Also that he has 6 mugshots for several charging including terroristic threats/ actions.
Doses are pieces of work.
“Omg that guy I was hanging out with was such a Dos!”
“Somebody needs to tell that girl that she’s getting Dosed.”
in the GOOD OL' DAYS of computing, a game known as DOOM came out. and in the earliest versions, a screen that says "DOOM Operating System v1.1", and that's nothing more than a screen. It's initials are the same as it's Operating System (MS-DOS) witch stands for Disk Operating System.
Guy 1: Hey, do you remember seeing something that said DOOM Operating System v1.1?
Guy 2: You mean, you saw something that said DOS?
Guy 1: No, boot-up an early version of Doom, and you'll se it.
Guy 2: Oh, alright. Ill do that later.
The definition for the word Dos means small filthy unpleasant town alcoholics and drug afenders/users it is under a small population of 5,000 people
hey dad that town we just went through was dos
Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die
Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?
Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
Friend 1: dead, next
Friend 2: tell ur pet rock
Friend 1: oh thanks mate!
If someone asks you if you listen to del roache, they're asking if you are part of besties purrr and if you were traumatized by some of the things that were sent there <3
Do you listen to del roache?
Bestie: Yes!
*they're a psychopath probably*
to do Rishi (or a Rishis): Common British slang for unofficial work.
unofficial work often making use of company equipment/ time/ premises but solely for personal gain, unrelated to the interests of the company and/or tax department. With notable exceptions, doing Rishis is a fairly accepted part of British working life and, depending on the workplace, can even be done with managemental consent.
I'm notcoming to the pub this lunchtime, I'm staying at work to do a Rishi for a mate of mine.