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the fat way

The act of folding your dick in half and securing with a rubber band and inserting into vagina or anus

She loose like wizard sleeves, I had too put it in the fat way

by Billdub August 9, 2023


You'll get fat

A phrase used by your employee when you bring up wanting to "move to another job". The employer knows the employee is severely underpaid relative to his or her responsibilities but is too disconnected to realize the reality of the situation. So, the employer uses some arbitrary phrase, that doesn't have to do with getting underpaid, in a last-ditch attempt/effort to get the employee to reconsider their decision. If some employee decides to apply and move on, the manager will make defamatory statements about the employee skills as a last resort to ensure they won't get the position.

Employee: "Hey, so I'm moving on to another XYZ position"
Employer: "Hmm, IDK about the XYZ position... if you moved on to that position, you'll get fat!"
Employee: "But what does that have to do with me trying to get into this position?"
Employer: "Anyways thanks for letting me know. But just so you know, you'll get fat!"

by bobbybrown432 July 29, 2024


Fat wrap

A item of clothing worn around the waist to try to conceal a large posterior

She felt insecure about her weight gain so she wore a fat wrap.

by Emme_aria February 2, 2016


Stealth Fat

Fat distributed in such a way that it is either completely hidden or looks like muscle when covered with a shirt.

Guy 1: Dang, that guy is so ripped, i wonder why i've never seen him at the gym.

Guy 2: haha, that guy? thats all stealth fat.

by twurzz May 15, 2011


Fat cruiser

n. - New Balance shoes often worn by burnt out frat boys

"Sick fat cruisers bro"

by Redbro69 April 27, 2016


fat fisting

The act of putting your fat ass fists around food (especially snacks in a bag or bowl) and shoving them in your mouth.

“Maybe if you weren’t fat fisting the popcorn you wouldn’t have choked.”

by Brontonio October 22, 2021


fat mole

A sad sad man who drives a 2004 lawnmower late at night upsetting all his neighbours and when he’s not doing that he’s sat in a lay-by attacking his mates villages on coin master what a sad little mole.

The Fat Mole was put in the back of the police car. He was going down for life all because he had a shitty little decat to make up for his tiny penis.

by Brooo119 July 11, 2023