get free wifi anywhere you go

when u can get free wifi anywhere u go, often followed up by a ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.

Markass Brownley: Ayy John! i just found a new way to get free wifi anywhere you go!
John: No way bro!! ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

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lets go get this thing stuck

I believe it is redneck terminology for 'Put your penis in my Vagina'.

C'mon, "lets go get this thing stuck".

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i gotta go eat an apple.

a dickhead way of saying your busy or don't want to do something

person 1:you wanna help me shingle my house

person 2:no, "i gotta go eat an apple."

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Go make your own goddamn sandwich

What you say someone when he/she tells you to go make them a sandwich without asking nicely

Yo' go make me a sandwich!

Go make your own goddamn sandwich you lazy ass.

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boys go to jupiter to get more stupider

this sentence refers to mock boys to say that they got to jupiter to get stupider.

Anna said to billy "boys go to jupiter to get more stupider"

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Go put sunflower seeds in your pocket

A clever, roundabout way of telling someone to go to Hell. Inspired by this elderly Ukrainian lady who walked straight up to Russian soldiers, passing out sunflower seeds and saying "put these seeds in your pocket so that sunflowers will grow when you die here."

Your mother, your father, your lineage, your existence, go put sunflower seeds in your pocket, and most importantly, FUCK YOU!

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You make my pussy go poggers

A phrase used to express deep respect for another individual.

Guy 1:You make my pussy go poggers!

Guy2: Thanks bro, that means a lot.

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