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Commonly known as PMill or PMS, this high school is, with out a doubt, the most fucked up high school in the state of Maryland. This joke of a school is run by happy and cheery principal Wayne D. Thibeault who is questionably on crack. He thinks that the students are his children and the school is his home and no one would be surprised if he actually sleeps there at night. And I'm sure every student who attends there knows that creepy smile of his that make you think he's going to rape you when you're not looking. The rest of the Patterson staff is filled with child molesters, homosexuals, and a man who looks like Hitler. Patterson Mill is filled with alcoholics, pot heads, and white trash. But mostly white trash. The girls are all dirty sluts that love to send nudes, get wasted at parties, and suck the football team's dicks. The guys love to walk the halls, acting like they're black, screaming BURR like its no one's business. The football team thinks they're the shit with their cheap tattoos and their Gucci music blaring out of their mini vans. These students are great role models for the middle school youngsters right up stairs who will, in a few years, become druggies and whores just like the high school kids. This school is also pathetic in every sport, so don't be intimidated when you see that your school is playing the Huskies next week. So if you love drugs, partying, and sex, Patterson Mill is the place for you.
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A torturous facility, much like hell, where children must learn a vast array of subject matter which will most likely be of no importance in their future careers. Furthermore, it is a place where fun is not allowed and you will be strongly condemned for any carnival-like activities and actions. Also, you are trained to be robots with no souls or social lives, much like gingers.
Also known as "Bishop McGuinness State Penitentiary."
kid: where do you go to school?
other kid: Bishop McGuinness Catholic High School
kid: wow, i am terribly sorry. that place sucks fat cock.
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A high school in Duncan, SC. Byrnes is famous for their football team, and most people at Byrnes are carzy about them. Rednecks are abundant. Some teachers are amazing while others (aka coaches) just suck. Pretty much the average run of the mill school.
Hmmm, look at all the rednecks...we must be at James F. Byrnes High School
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A school populated by 98% Spanish people who all live in the infamous "point" They also run the first floor.
The deans consist of Mr.Wulf Yes Wulf a member of the "Wulf pack"
Mrs.Decorcey Some little Irish lady nobody really hears about
And last but not least THE ROCKY BALBOA I mean Mr.Shevory
"The wanna be principal" The real principal Mr.Angeramo seems just to talk on his phone all day and be to nice. The halls of Salem High are guarded by DRUM ROLL PLEASE Ms.Garret!! She will call the cops on you. The sports teams are good of course because our athletic director is Coach Connolly. Even though we spend all of our money on football and basketball we still seem to scrape up some money for the other sports. Salem High is also the home of John Wilkinson The oldest janitor in the United States of America You know he has been alive for 98 years retired 3 times and still comes back to threaten the lives of young high school students. Were also the school with the youngest teacher Mr.DiMauro like c'mon how am i suppose to respect somebody thats like a couple years older than me. He just turned 23. The teachers always complain about how poor they are and how they dont have any money but they still come in the next day i mean like people quit and go beg on the corner for money. At Salem High for once white people are the minority.
Bob: Yo have u heard about that school were like 98% of the kids are spanish its like in that little witch colony?
Peter: Yea isn't it thats school Salem High School (Salem Ma) for once us white people are the minority
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A high school in South Carolina named after, of course, James F. Byrnes. A pretty good sized good with an amaizing football team and marching band. Basically your normal everyday high school with fighting, drama, cliques, laughing, stressfulness. The usual.
She is so average. She must of attended James F. Byrnes High School.
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The exact opposite of Park Hill High School. More boujee, yet somehow even shittier.
Person 1: “hey, chad, what school do you go to?”
Chad: “park hill south high school!”
Person 1: “oh god I’m sorry. Is there anything good there?”
Chad: just the women. They’re hot but they’re hoes. Just how I like em!”
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The Class of 2014 that has the most whores, sluts, skanks, bitches, drug addicts, pot heads, and lesbians SHS has ever seen. Washington's most looked down upon school. Stevenson High School Class of 2014 has one of the highest drug abuse ratings in Washinton State. 40% of the girls at SHS are lesbians.
Stevenson High School Class of 2014 has so many Skanks! Just look around!"
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