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When you decide to masturbate on New Year after staying up past midnight. Generally used as a method of clearing your mind for New Year's Resolution.
A: How did you come up with your New Year's Resolution?
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.
This article was sent to me. Unsure if it’s real news or herm news!?
A cucumber covered in residual methamphetamine, soaked in vinegar, spit on by a Mormon, and used for purposes of sexual gratification.
Bertha has a yeast infection from riding her New Mexico Pickle last night.
do you know what my new obsession is? jake bateman is my and your brand new obsession
An excuse used in gaming to justify troll builds.
Why are you building AD Le Blanc? -> New Technology
The act of stuffing your partner with as many cherries as you can fit in them, then proceeding to fuck them so violently that the juice flows out.
Jack put two dozen cherries in Jill ass then made New England Cherry Juice for Janet drink it.
A saying that is used to ask someone if they have sucked someones dick.
Because semen tastes very very sour, and it's flavor is called "new sour".
How did your date go? Got the new sour ?