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when the government makes people ejaculate less semen for partners who weren't in American Slavery.
The nut neutralization had the couple seeing a sexologist for help.
When you bust a nut and you get a terrible headache
Jacob:last night I had the worst Nut Fatigue
The one day in November you can nut
Tim: Ugh i wish i could nut
Rob: You can! Its National One Nut Day!
To cum all over someone's goof.
"DONT MAKE ME NUT ON YOUR GOOF!"
When someone gives a blowjob to completion and swallows after having put honey on the dick they were sucking.
Did you hear? Lisa woke up horny yesterday so George gave her some honey nut guts to start the day.
When someone with saggy testicles farts near the fire and singes the hair of their testicles
Theodore was sitting too close to the fire on a hot summer's day. He let out a long fart which left him with smoked nuts.
The act of ejaculating on your finger and sticking it in someone's ear.
"Yo, I just gave Sam a Nut Willy!"
"Gross! Did you just give me a Nut Willy!?!?"