When a man does not succumb to his nuts exploding from being so horny gaining super powers including starting fires with his mind.
Patient: My testicles are killing me.
Doctor: You probably have red balls. Put ice on it.
When your doing her from behind in the ass because she is on her period, and your balls punish her bloody pussy turning them red.
It was shark week so Kevin was hammering Mary’s ass doggie. He got Red Balls from repeatedly punishing her bloody pussy.
Having so much sex as to the point where it’s painful. It’s reported 99.999% of urban dictionary users have never and will never experience red balls.
Holy shit! Jeremy got red balls last night!
J - Yeah and it hurts like hell.
The equivalent to blue balls but for firefighters that have gone too long without putting out a fire.
Well that was an awesome fire. Now my red balls have been relieved!
You can buy them from the perseve family at there haunted House location. Most people eat them.
Person 1 : " hey, do you like red ball"
Person 2 : " NO"
A youtuber/ right wing coper who pretends to be an accurate election forecaster.
"Hey did you watch Red Eagle Politics new video, saying that the Republicans for real are going to win this time?" Brad
"Dude he's like wrong 100% of the time, why do you bother watching his videos anyways?" - Kent
"It makes for good comedy" = Brad
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A mixed race, far-right content creator/tweaker with fetal alcohol syndrome and hair loss. He advocates for the establishment of an ethno-state while also dreaming of having tri-racial Vietnamese babies.
Kevin: Yo did you catch that new Red Eagle Politics video.
Canyon: Nah I stopped watching blawg after I found out about his sexual fantasies and his nuking of fam servers
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