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A Dousche Bag Dad is a worthless excuse for a parent that runs off and leaves his family for a dirty whore skank who he marries soon after the divorce is final. Then this worthless pile of crap gets his new wife pregnant, which means that his other child is going to suffer. A Dousche Bag dad never shows up at his child's sporting event and rarely shows an interest in anything else his child is doing because his new family is his main focus. The Dousche Bag Dad also terrorizes his ex by being a total fuck nugget by stirring up shit because he is miserable with his new family so he decides to make his ex miserable as well because he hates his life and wants to fight over custody arrangements that he agreed to.
Q: Honey, have you ever noticed that Jake's dad never shows up to watch his child participate in sporting events.
A: Yeah Jake's Dad is a real dousche bag dad that never shows up to any sporting events.
Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jake's dad hasn't been at their house in quite some time
A: Yeah Jake's dad is a true dousche bag dad that ran for the hills when times got tough and hooked up with a dirty whore skank and now they have their own child so Jake is suffering because his dad couldn't keep his penis in his pants while his wife was out of town.
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A little ugly girl decided to spill lipstick in her anorexic mother's Valentino White Bag.
little ugly girl: i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag
anorexic mother: you spilled- WHCHHAHWHEHVHAAHCHHA LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?
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1. Of or pertaining to a homo-sexual's scrotum; a satchel carrying a homo's goods;
2. As they do not eat meat,the desired fullfillment to a gay vegitarian's appetite.
Elton John's 'fruity man bag' is ripe with gay goo.
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wearing pants made out of plastic bags for recreational purposes
let's wear carrier bag pants tonight!
commence the carrier bag panting!!!
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Noun: Someone (usually male) who wears an excess of Ed Hardy brand and thinks he (or she) is the shit.
Example A: "Man, look at that guy! He really thinks he's God's gift to women!"
Example B: "I know, right? What a Bedazzled Douche Bag!"
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When a so-called "swagged out" person thinks there hot shizz and starts acting like a comeplete c-sucking muff-muncher
Tara:"OMG!! John is such a swagged out D-bag it pisses me off!!!"
Laura:"Like TOTALY!! But hes soo swagged out !!!"
Tara:"I KNOW RITE hes got D-bag swag"
Laura:"Its sorta sexy tho ^_-"
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A game. When male and a female, of post-pubescent age, zipper themselves in a sleeping bag with toy soldiers. A battle rages until the toy soldiers have fired their last bullet. Usually the female receives the brunt of the onslaught, especially if the male is using some biochemical spray to attack the female from the inside. A cease-fire is eventually imposed because someone claims "you got it in my eye." But then the magic happens and presto chango, a baby has been made.
Jason and Rylee were friends forever until they decided to play a little game called sleeping bag magic. Both prepared their troops for battle, and sealed themselves in the bag, vowing not to unzip until someone was victorious. Alas, no magic happened because Jason and Rylee didn't realize that you need one girl and one guy for magic to happen. Two guys will never create a fetus with toy soldiers.
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