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Is the greatest human being. He gets all the girls. He is very handsome and is great at sports. His eyes, hair, and looks are like a combination of Jesus and Channing Tatum. He is very tall and strong and is smart. He is also very funny. Everyone likes jack comeau and if you don't you deserve a bullet to ur brain.
He is such a jack comeau, so beutiful and handsome
"That skid jack keeps looking up the skirts of the girls on the roller coaster"
Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.
That jack-o-lard beat me out of a promotion.
A person who is typically not defined by his name, someone who struggles silently but proudly and is often too stubborn for their own good. They care a lot and often too much, and is susceptible to be hurt at the smallest things.
Is that Christopher-Jack over there?
The art of tickling a person while jacking them off simultaneously until ejaculation.
“Yeah Sam is really into tickle jacking lately. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him so happy”
A term used when you eat so much mother fuckin better that you preform a persevere that involves ripping the butter sticks out of your asshole than deepthroughting them until you choke and die
Yo that fag just got jacked up on butter!
When a girls is pride or uptight and you want to have intercourse so you get her naked, uncap a bottle of Jack Daniels, pop it in her ass and flip her upside down so she absorbs the alcohol. This allows her to lower her inhibitions and relax.
PRO-TIP: It may be a few minutes before she feels the alcohol so pass the time with a standing 69!
Man, Carla was being such a prude at the party last night I had to give her a Jack-in-the-ass.