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(adjective) One of the ultimate put downs. Normally used to refer to someone who is a complete idiot or retard and has shown said trait in some sort of stupid/ retarded act.
pronunciation should be used with pauses e.g "what *pause* a douche bag"
*Guy 1 walks into glass door*
guy 2: "What ... a douche bag"
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A Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh that sometimes yells "OUCHHHHHHH!!"
"Excuse me Ma'am, I'm having some trouble finding a Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh
An alcoholic drink in a paper bag
I'm poor and want to get drunk lets get a short dog in a paper bag
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Me: *Puts random item in bagging area*
Machine: UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA. PLEASE REMOVE ITEM
A small device which cleanses a vagina which is exceedingly disgusting and possibly hasnt seen soap or water in a decade.
As opposed to a regular douche bag, a douche bag 9000 is DISGRACEFULLY annoying/stupid.
Donall O Brien is SUCH a douche bag 9000, I wish he'd just shut up!!!!!
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Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.
Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.
"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".
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A voice line when a character Dallas scream when he starts losing healt
Bulldozer: "MAKE WAY! FOR THE DOZER!"
Dallas: "It's a fucking Bulldozer!"
Bulldozer: "Tango spotted."
*Bulldozer shoots Dallas*
Dallas: "AAHHH i need a medic bag!"
*Bulldozer downs Dallas*
Bulldozer: "I told you. NO PAYDAY FOR YOU!"
Bain: "What? No! This isn't happenin'! My mistake. Next time it'll be better. Don't worry, I know some people. You'll be out fast. I have other scores. I trust we'll be workin' together again in a not-too-distant future."