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Farting on the Weedgie

When you do something thinking it's going to be good, funny, or helpful and it all blows up in your face.

Dave literally let rip on Ross's shoulder at lunchtime and ended up getting his sandwiches chucked out of the window.
"Well that didn't quite go as planned, that was a literal case of farting on the weedgie."

by Maximo Flo March 7, 2024


Chewy fart

When you accidentally secrete fecal matter, during a fart, that has a chewy texture.

When I was eating pussy, she let a chewy fart slip out.

by Birtbombdotcom March 11, 2018


Chewy fart

A fart that smells so good you could eat it

My juatnket the best chewy fart.

by Birtbombdotcom March 11, 2018


fart speak

1. The official language of someone who talks shit.
2. When someone with rancid breath is talking to close to your face.

His illogical fart speak was enhanced by his disgusting rancid fart speak.

by daveobot February 14, 2021


Raw Fart

Raw Fart

When you fart so raw that Gordon Ramsey has to come in the bathroom to bitch-slap you off the toilet and yell “THATS’S SO FOCKING RAW”

Casual person: Ew, that smells like a raw fart
Gordon Ramsey: ITS SO FUCKING RAW

by Alfy Squigglebottoms January 21, 2018


Smuckin-Fart

Word used to describe someone that is more than just smart, they are F'in smart

Dude, I got an A on the Test! Go Figure, Your Smuckin-Fart!

by BigEasy E January 26, 2011


International Fart Day

International Fart Day takes place on October 19th.

Dude guess what today is”
October 19th?”
“No, it’s International Fart Day”

by Marcusscus November 17, 2020