He will suck out the happiness from your life like a big back hungry mosquito. Smells and looks like big foot no joke he is ljke 7ft tall. Has no empathy, might be a vampire who knows he has to emotions. If you see a Mr. Moormann switch classes admittedly!
Student 1: Crap I have Mr. Moorman Is semester...
Student 2: Don't worry bro, I'm packed with garlic.
Student 3: HELP MR. MOORMANN GOT ME!!
Mr. Moormann: I smell happiness... *sucks him out*
Student 1 & 2: OH SHIT RUNNN *throws garlic*
The fitest and daddiest of all teachers known to man, women and even your mom.
Daughter: "I have a new teacher at school his name is Mr Waimsley, he's my favorite teacher ever"
Mother: "Oh yeah he was my favorite too"
Daughter: "Mr Waimsley taught you in school too?"
Mother: "Oh he didn't teach me in school darling he taught me how to cum quicker than your father ever did"
A fat troll from the slums of Puno who steals food from the poor Peruvian citizens
Mr Booty is coming to steal our food again! Ask him who the smallest team in Peru is! (answer: Sheyla Puta)
An art teacher/track coach who is famous for his throat punches
Guys, did you hear joe was sent home after Mr. Quizno nigerian throat punched him
a very fat man. Commonly knows as a pregnant man. Can also be a bird when angry.
Shit. Look at that bird he must be mr finch in his bird form
Man with a massive 13 inch dick and is respected by many and loves the taste of gravy