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When you go to Jack in the Box but the employee treats you like shit
I went to Jack in the Box yesterday but the Jack in the Ass wouldn’t give me extra sauce
When your name is Dave bailey and you love Mexican food so much your dick stats smelling like it
Daby jack that’s so bad
Pretending that you are into someone, till the very last minute, then you ditch them to throw some super expensive stone in the water.
"John proposed to me, then I totally started Jacking My Rose and shouted "I don't want all your expensive diamonds... Here untraceable bottomless depths, have some valuable stones".
To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.
Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.
alternative way to say 'average joe'.
Usually used by creative, 'non-boring' people
"Who's that?"
"Eh, just a regular jack and sam
When a beautiful girl steals your heart
Meesh is doing a really good job of being a jack hammerette with jack hammer