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When all typical gaseous characteristics are met and one approaches the release of said gas in the form of a flatulent (ˈfärt - verb) but they ultimately end up releasing diarrhea instead. The faux fart phenomenon is most commonly reported after significant alcohol consumption when ones fine motor skills are impaired. Although data has not yet surfaced to support the claim, it is believed that the Faux Fart is the #1 cause of underwear loss.
Remember last night when I drank those 40’s of Old English 800? I must have been drunker than I thought cuz I guessed wrong on a the Faux Fart.
Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.
When the fart so hot you can see it come out of the anus.
Aww man did you see that visible fart come out of Meghan?
When a guy farts with his penis
Someone sausage farted whilst having sex
When a fart is violently expelled with such a force that your butthole area experiences a fiery burning sensation from the intensity of the retreating fart. May occur more frequently when coughing or laughing.
"Last week I had bronchitis, but my mom made refried bean wraps for lunch..."
"Oh no, did you get fart burn again?"
"Every time I coughed. My butthole is beyond repair, I can feel the sting in my cheeks."
When you feel delighted in a way of dissatisfaction, loss, or redoing.
After I went to get a tacos de harina, and my stomach felt ill, I used the restroom to let it all out, ad then I farted a can of pepsi.
the word I farted means I want to be fucked by a submissive femboy immediately
"i want black dick in my mouth right now oh shit i farted"