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qualm gonorrhea or another std
Mike & his queen received a pool party invitation from Shaggy.
ab initio the team goal set suffused gonorrhea in every county of the state.
person 1: Golf Dodger and his girlfriend just got awards from the po po.
person 2: may are the Chargers doing this season?
person 1: the team just started the weekend Sunday morning paper route
person 2: they were going to win all-state sexy Crabs back
person 1: readers felt hot at last, summer is here
person 2: vintage excuse, forget my sun tan lotion
person 1: better than diagnosis friends from California
national girl best friend day is august 1st!
“why are you hanging out with me so much”
“cause it’s national girl best friend day!!”
Alex and randy are not really friends
Alex and randy are not really friends
An unconventional, humorous way of referring to one's social network, representing the various trajectories of relationships that extend through time and space. Each friend within the cone signifies a unique path influenced by shared experiences, interactions, and the time spent together
At his graduation party, John looked around and realized his cone of friends, each representing different stages and experiences of his life, was truly expansive and diverse.
When you don't have enough friends to make a friend circle
"Hey George, how's it going in your friend circle?"
"I have friend line"
"Oh-"
Just a friendly stalker who is also a FREDBEAR PLUSH?!
Physic Friend Fredbear: "Tomorrow is another day."
A friend that that makes you feel like you could genuinely tell them ANYTHING without any judgment, someone who you have never worried about them spilling your secrets ever. Telling this friend something is like telling your diary, you can share any thought and it won’t be shared somewhere else.
Example 1:
Person A: Hey girl can I tell you something??
Person B: Of course, we’re diary friends!!
Example 2:
I wish my diary friend was here, I need to tell someone this