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An excuse used when you don’t want to tell someone something.
Person 1: stop stalling and tell me
Person 2: Oh um, I have to go walk my cat bye
When a female goes away to pleasure herself.
Erin: Hey Cassie do you want to go to the club tonight?
Cassie: I can't tonight, I have to walk my cat.
Similar to the Cat Clause but the cat isn't physically on you.
For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.
"Sorry I can't get up, my cat is sleeping next to me and if I move it will stop being cute and return to being a menace"
"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"
sex with a cat. the cat licks your pussy
hot cat sex is very fun
A male who is monumentally successful in engaging in coitus with a large number of female partners. Clearly an allusion to going through pussy like people change their socks.
"Wow! Eric lost a shit ton of weight and got his ass in the gym and muscled up. That guy's a fuckin' cat wasting *machine* now!" <or> "That guy's super popular with the ladies...he's a real cat waster.."
When you use a laser pointer to get that god damn neighborhood cat to run into the street.
"That's it. It's time. It's time for cat frogger, I can't take it anymore. That cat and its meowing. All night. Get the laser pointer and have that fucker run into the street.
Cat furry in denial.. odd little girl..
meow meow meow Meggy Cat meow