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mom cares

1) When something is hella sus or sketchy

2) When you show concern about something or someone

1) "Look how mom cares this place looks

2) "Dude, who's bullying this kid? Mom cares"

by PineapplePete_Official January 02, 2021


Morbanging ur mom

When u bang ur mom in morbin

P1: What are you doing?
P2: MORBANGING UR MOM!!!!

by Dragonboilol September 13, 2022


WORLD NAGGY MOM DAY

If your mom is nagging on to you about doing chores or some sort, say "ITS WORLD NAGGY MOM DAY I DONT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING YOU TELL ME TO DO!" And if they bring out the belt then run for your fucking life man.

Mom: Come here brat!
Kid: uh, I don't think so, its world naggy mom day which means I don't have to listen to you, bitch!

Mom: Okay, I guess you are right, since its world naggy mom day, I should stop being naggy...

by Quirky-by-my-life November 16, 2019


Uber-momming

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1. The physical act of you, or a friend, neighbor or other family member Ubering your children to various sports, school, scouts, or other extra curricular activities and events. However there is no expectation of financial reimbursement for this action.

2. The condition of picking up and driving your children (or anyone else’s children -upon request) wherever it is they need to be, providing they send you a text message to let you know where they are; where they need to be; and where they are going with little, or no advanced notice.

I’ll be leaving work early today as I’m Uber-momming the kids to soccer practice today.

by CJHawkstone December 07, 2017


Johns mom

Darians bitch

Whos johns mom? oh thats just darians bitch.

by nciebfbxusjsbx July 05, 2023


trash mom

Worse than a dead beat mom. Gives children up for adoption to start family with new guy. Lives in trash piles so moldy and slimey even Cynthia Silvia Stout would have taken the garbage out. Doesn’t care about well-being of children just wants free food and free place to live.

She has a trash mom.

That trash mom trades sandwiches for sexual favors.

by BitchTitBag July 30, 2021


Trash mom

Trash mom is a misnomer used by the patriarchy to devalue mothers and children in poverty.instead of suffering in silence,as the system wants,trash mom's proclaim loudly their outrage for the system that tries to destroy their family,and spares not the deadbeat dad that escapes societal shunning for abandoning his own kin.she instills a fierce survival mechanism in her children as she fights valiantly from her dumpster castle.and doesn't hide her struggles with mental health issues and substance abuse that are the symptoms of economic oppression of females by the patriarchy.she is a whore by training from childhood and for the survival of her family.dismantle the patriarchy,lil mama!

Cockroaches and trash moms Will inherit the Earth!

by Mother LoveJoy October 04, 2021