(Some random crap I made up)
A phrase that you yell out of a car window or at other cars in parking lots or just people in general as long and as annoyingly as possible
*Driving by a person*
“PHILIP THE NUT!!!”
*Person gives you the thumbs up*
A ball nut fart is when your penis splits down the middle all the way down to your ball sack and your balls hand down by a thread.
Some rando: you wanna do a ball nut fart?
Other dude: ok.
When you nut on to a rusty nail and then you put it in to your gay partners dick then suck it out.
Man that Mississippi lug nut was great last night.
Nut snuggler: A loser that snuggles up to another mans kids aka snuggling his nutz. aka "step dad" aka mommies friend aka "uncle"
1 That fucking nut snuggler is going to get shot he keeps fucking with my kids.
2 Hey Mark, why don't you just go pull down Tom's pants and snuggle his nutz directly, you fucking nut snuggler.
3 Damn Mark, I here Tom has kids with kelly and tina, maybe you should try and raise those kids for him to, you nut snuggling b-tch.
Either std; or the moment your dick is swollen and looks like a gerken
Kenny had an allergic reaction using coconut oil with his girlfriend Susan and his penis swelled up like a gerken. It was than called a canerka nut
For one year you must not NUT
You may Nut the year after but then after that it repeats.
Are you guys ready for No Nut New Nyear