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When a man (or a woman with a strap-on) orgasms and with every thrust s/he screams one syllable for each ejaculation, usually in the missionary position for full impact on the recipient.
You should’ve heard Joe sylla-cumming into Heather last night he was screaming “Oh-My-God-I-Fah-King- Love-You-Aargh!” It was hilarious!
The awkward jog to the toilet after being cream pied
We forgot the tissues next to the bed so I had to cum jog to the toilet
The act of ejaculating while a ram’s horn is inserted in your asshole.
He pulled off a Carolina cum shot while being sodomized by the Tarheels mascot.
The act of getting semen in your ear to the point it makes you temporarily deaf;
When an individual does not hear their sexual partner tell them they are about to ejaculate, typically infuriating the recipient of the ejaculation, as the ejaculate was unexpected.
Cum deafness is a real concern to adult film stars, especially bukkake actors.
Monica Lewinsky must have been cum deaf because when Clinton told her he was about to blow she still ended up getting it all over her dress.
A disease where all the saliva in your mouth starts to have the texture and taste of cum nobody knows why it is caused but people guess it is from excessive oral sex
I can't go to work because I caught a case of the cum tongue.
A tall mysterious man who believes that having a small dick is a red flag. He wouldn’t know because h is hanging dong
Bryan: Man that guy is fine he’s so tall and sexy
Anthony: Yea but he isn’t an E-Cum so it doesn’t matter.