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When your penis farts, it's a symbolization of horniness. Once that horniness is transferred from your penis, other people can get easily attracted to it. Once they'res 30 people who get attracted to your amazing penis farts, your flagellum starts to fucking explode. Damn! That's hot!
person 1: "hey dude I think I'm gonna have a Penis-Fart!"
person 2: "damn that's hot mmm"
person 3: "UGH DADDY FART IN MY VAGINA AUHGGGGGGGGGG"
person 1: "OH SHIT MY FLAGELLUM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
An extremely rare phenomenon that is accompanied by excruciating pain as well as an awful stench. Penis farts though rare are made more likely following a meal at Jimmy John’s in which a costumer orders a JJBLT with lite tomato and adds avacado.
oh my God I just ate a JJBLT add avacado and now I am having penis farts
Fart Hard means something that is veryy hard like SO HARD. It describes so muchhhhhhh hard .
If you cant do a thing that seems hard, you say "ITS SO FART HARD!!"
I hope you understand :)
Example:
Student: THIS TEST IS SO FART HARD, I CANT ANSWER IT
Example #2:
GAMER : THIS GAME IS SO FART HARD, I CANT WIN
Excessively loud, long-lasting, or powerful flatulancefarts, usually over the course of several minutes.
Sometimes Hillary Clinton goes into a fit of extreme farting after eating a can of baked beans.
An enhanced version of energy farts, only possible by drinking coffee and redbull at the same time with ADHD.
Don't do that! You'll get the case of lava farts!
The act of flatuating while your lower half of the body is submerged underwater and catching the air bubbles in your mouth as they pop at the surface.
Yeah cake farts are cool, but have you ever tried bobbing for farts? My Uncle Jeremy showed me this game at our annual fundraiser 'Pool Party for the Poor'. I recommend eating sauerkraut beforehand to build the natural gasses in your body and for best taste results.