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A 🍆 or a 🍌 depending if you are circumcised or not. Also, If you are reading this definition, you are either a sexual deviant (pervert) or an absolute retard.
As I am writing the definition of penis, I don’t fall into either previous category!
2👍 1👎
Your tripod. Your villain and two henchmen. Your sausage and two eggs males only
a females fear.
"Damn bro lemme touch yo penis!"
"Na bro thats my penis! Get your own!"
The thing that you piss with unless you got diarrhea
A Penis is the thing that went in your mom last night and every other night before your little french frie skinny piece of shit ass was born and then she grew a fucking penis don't believe me listen to this
your mothers got a penis
Copy and paste this name and listen.
You gave your mom a penis you fucking skank slut.
This gif is a description of your mom when she met me
A body part which u can move with ur mind
Josh: look babe how I can move my penis without touching it, side to side, up and down
Kate: that's some powerful skill babe I wish I could do that