High hard one

To completely disregard a meeting with a friend, family member, or co-worker intentionally and without remorse.

Well, he was supposed to be here an hour ago; I guess he threw us the high hard one!

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bang (one's) head in circles

v. To bang one's head against the wall (literally or figuratively) while going around in circles dealing with obstinate entities on some endeavor.

I had to go to my boss, then accounting, legal, back to accounting, back to my boss, to operations, legal, and back to my boss again on this project. I've been banging my head in circles all afternoon. <bang (one's) head in circles>

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stroking the one eyed snake

masterbating ones penis

i saw some awesome porn so i stroked the one eyed snake

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Give the One Ring to Sauron

1. To cause the whole thing to come crashing down

2. To do something so stupid that it completely ends a cycle of action or cause.

Soldier #1: "So how'd the rebellion go?"

Soldier #2: "They found us, so it didn't go very well"

Soldier #1: "So what did ya do?"

Soldier #2: "I ran out screaming, but I dropped my papers and battle plans, so they might have an advantage."

Soldier #1: "Jesus, why don't you just Give the One Ring to Sauron?!"

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is the one piece real

Papi mami papi tuhtthutth

papi is the one piece real??

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parrot of the one eyed pirate

only done in a threesome it is when on person (male) climbs on anothers(females) back sticks his dick in her mouth. The thired person is laying under the women and has his cock stuck up in her tities and is cumming in her eye making her 'one eyed'

harrison was the parret in the parrot of the one eyed pirate

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Two guys one bar

The most shocking and contreversial goldentones movie inspired from two girls one cup

Dude you have to see two guys one bar it is disgusting

Aaryn- I just saw a weird video
Anthony- What video

Aaryn- Two guys one bar
Anthony- How was it
Aaryn- Interesting I think we should try what they did

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