When you have gas all night and go to shit and it comes out like Captain Caveman's club.
Man that fart hardened turd hurt coming out.
Obnoxiously and loudly passing gas indoors around others or in other inappropriate situations as if one is outdoors by oneself.
He shockingly released a Free Range Fart right at the dinner table.
When you are 69ing with a girl and fart in her face
Too calm and then I let out a cock sucking fart and then she left
Tide Pod suppositories, an anally inserted Tide Pod
Brody and I are going to be doing some Smurf farts after we blow the hockey team, there’s room in the Geo Metro if you’d like to join.
When someone is in the middle of twerking and they rip a loud fart.
Dude this chick just twerk farted on me.