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To put your dick between a woman's boobs. (This definition came from me and my girlfriend doing some thing like this on my dad's couch next to the TV when he was away.)
Luis-Hey, I'm feeling horny right now.
Lola-Hey, I have an idea!
Luis-What?
Lola-Let's go to your dad's TV.
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This phrase is commonly used in response to some one who suspiciously claims claims they have done it all and seen before you. When in reality they probably haven't.
You-"Today I saw the most amazing thing in my life! it was this cage fight between a rabbit against this massive raptor!"
Group-"OOOOOOOOHHH AAAAAHHH"
Some person-"Oh I have seen that a thousand times before!"
You- "Go shove an i-phone in your burka"
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What James' Dad says when burying a dead hooker or trying to resolve any difficult situation.
"We have three dead hookers in our bathtub!"
"How do we make it go away?"
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this phrase is used in f1 (formula 1)
its lights out and away we go kimi raikkonen is on the lead.
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i secretly have a girlfriend
John: hey man do you have a girlfriend?
Terrance: Let's go kill the wall of flesh now.
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How to tell someone to die in It fandom language
James: I don't care if you want to to talk alone, Im staying right here next to you guys
Carter: go commit Stan Uris takes a bath.
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Usain Bolt's catchphrase before a race , often projected towards the cameras that pan past him at his starting position (well, pose for him - after the Superman and Zeus dramatics) where he will follow a series of cool sayings in that deep Jamaican accent with the phrase itself.
9.58 seconds later, Bolt goes on to the break his own world record by 0.11 seconds.
2. The act of gearing up for something special..something fast that would be quickly over where you get down, put your seatbelt on - look at the person next to you and put a check on them - and roll. And when you do it, you do it cool.
Commentator *In Lane 4 we have Usain Bolt...the World's fastest man. How will be be faring on the final of the World Championships*
*Bolt waves to the crowds, does Superman poses and says 'Jah Man!' every too seconds with a big grin on his face. *Bolt looks towards the cameria*and says :
I'm ready. Are you ready? Let's go!
Commentator *Evidently not the least bit nervouse...And there you have it, he's ready alright*
Commentator *On their lanes....and they go*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Finish line
Commentator *He's done it again...9.58 ... a new World Record in the 100m.*
This man is unstoppable.
We were ready alright, but not for something this spectacular!
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