Your mom

Who I had sex with last night

I had sex with your mom

Your Mom

Usually what 12 your old white kids say when they want to make a witty comeback

Chad: Yo can I borrow that ruler for 5 seconds

Kid with no ball hairs: That's how long I lasted in your mom last night

Your mom

This person likes your mom and isn’t afraid to hide it. 😍
In short. This person is your new father figure.
Hahhaha

Future dad: your mom
You: hi dad

your mom

broke

girl: i cant afford jordans
other girl: your mom BROKE

your mom

It is a type of offence that cold be use as a insaly

i claped your mom lat night

your mom

an amazing person, love her so much. tell your mom i miss her

your mom is the best person in the whole world

your mom

someone who is vary vary vary vary hot

no joke like vary hot like i smashed her
like your mom is SUPER HOT THAT I SMASHED HER 10230259723498590385643109461493-6913487594315743908168348659381649856431985698134658936584395981346598143659416 times