FIG

Famous Imaginary Girlfriend. A person of note or celebrity, easily identifiable by others, whom you claim to fancy. An indication of taste and type.

The male version is FIB, Famous Imaginary Boyfriend.

My FIG, Jessica Alba, looked great at the Oscars this year.

Fig

When someone is being a complete minge. This person is usually a Latino.

Jake: Hey Daniel you are being a fucking fig right now!

Fig

A squishy snack that german teachers enjoy putting on romantic candle lit tables

Johnny Depp is such a fig

Figs

Fake, large breasts. Derived from 'tig old bitties', the 'f' representing the fake aspect.

Did you see those Figs? EEE son.

fig

Noun. 1. a state of dismal boring abyss. - figtatious, adj.

1. "Fuck I got fig".

2. ...Alastair promptly snapped "I don't like hanging around Adrian that cunt gives me fig."

3. "I can't stand this figtatious job anymore!" Elijah remarked with disgust.

FIG

Fat Indian Guy

Damn, that FIG cheated with my girlfriend

Fig

Fig is word back fomr the middle ages. It's used as a short form for people to lazy to say the following words
"Figuero", "Figuyasha", "Figueroa" and "Figith"

Some vairations include;
"Fig","Figgy","Figgy Pop" "Figgy Popo", "Figgy Poop", "Figalicious", "Figajoea", "Spanish", "Figly", "Moldy Fig", "Fugly Fig"
Hey "FIGGY POOP" "shithead"