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1. the act of not drinking an alcoholic beverage while at an establishment (esp. bar or restaurant) that serves alcohol
noun
1. one who does not imbibe alcohol while at an establishment (esp. bar or restaurant) that serves alcohol
"Yeah, he's coming, but he's going to kri while he's here, so he can drive us home."
"She's going to join us, but she's going to pull a kri."
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The boy with the biggest cock and who wants to shove it in tight white girl pussy. But is sensitive and cries sometimes. He will hurt you but you always forgive him. We will lick cum off of a girls tits and stick in ur ass.
Kris was GREAT last night!!
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A man with who only looks out for himself and girls he is trying to hook up with. But they never will hook up. He is also a man who avoids all conversations that he doesn't like by humming and dancing foolishly. His catch phrase is "Nice try" and he walks toe-heel. He spends his life playing video games and believes himself to be a sexy man...but he's not. He is a general douchebag. douchebag Nice Try
Person 1: All the ladies want me.
Person 2: Stop being a Kris.
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A short Sword from Mid-Asia and parts of india
"Those Mongols Had some bitchin Shorts swords"
"Thats a Kris you fuck nut..."
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The word 'cunt' is generally spelt with a 'c'; this is also true of the name 'Chris'. However, sometimes the name is mistakenly spelt with a 'k', i.e. 'Kris', so it is only appropriate that such people are referred to simply as 'kunts'.
Kris is a Kunt.
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A women with ambitious , very popular,talented ,born musicians and actors , derived from goat that came to be associated with all secret societies.
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Kris is the kinda guy to talk to every girl he comes across. He will pretty much flirt with 5 different girls at a time. He doesn’t even give them a chance, once he gets bored of one of them he will just drop them.
Girl *sobbing* “OMG, I fell in love with this guy and I thought we had an actual thing going on, but turns out he was a total kris.”