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When someone wants to talk to you but instead of getting to the point, they skirt around the issue by talking about other, less important things. Also when there is a big point to make, but you are nervous and can't get right into the big point without telling a meaningless story or two.
My Boss: Well, Kevin, I wanted to talk to you today. Please sit down.
Me: Is there a problem Jesse?
My Boss: Not really, but how are you doing today Kevin?
Me: I'm doing fine I guess. But what was it you wanted to talk to me about?
My Boss: Don't worry, we'll get to that. First, I want to tell you about when I started with the company ten years ag-
Me: Look Jesse, I have a lot of reports to run, so if you don't mind cutting out the conversational fore-play, and let's talk business?
(Actual conversational foreplay with my boss)
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the uncercumsized penis of an elderly man
Yeah he was rich. I still couldn't do it though, he had a rumple fore-skin
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the act in which a male gets too excited during fore play and ejaculates before the actual act of sex begins.
-I really like Brian, but his premature fore-gasms are really starting to annoy me. He's like a young teenager.
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The act of inserting your finger into four of a girl’s orifices in an order that would surprise you: ass, mouth, vagina, and nose.
Bro, I gave your girlfriend the Four Finger Fore Play, dont kiss her tonight.
belly button your stomach hole
Did she let u put it in her fore-mid-gut-hind-gut
\fór-'wórn\ verb : to warn before hand "fore-warn" - ing" '\wor-'nin\ n: forewent ; past of fore-go'
I told a "fore-warn" ethics on my advisory community pages see fb.com corp under urbandictionary.com
When your foreskin hits the ground after circumcision and the doctor nuts
Guy 1: My son gor circumcised
Guy 2: did they do a fore smack
Guy 1: I did