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Elephant Yawn: An extremely well traveled vagina.
Bro, I was slumming last night with this crummy dumpster skank, and I was pounding away at her gaping Elephant Yawn like a champion mma fighter defending his title, but I just couldn't bust!!!
When your arsehole is gasping for air following a hot runny turd
Oh man I've just had some serious yawning cod action
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The first fart or “sphincter stretch” of the morning. While you sleep, gas builds up in your lower intestine and must be expelled when you wake. The "butt yawn" usually takes place during the morning urination or when you first roll out of bed. This fart typically does not smell badly, however it can be very boisterous. Caution should be taken if others are sleeping nearby.
My wife was not happy at all when I woke her up with an extremely loud "butt yawn" this morning.
I did a technicolour yawn after that party on Saturday.
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yawn fest is an abbreviation of yawn festival. it describes something that you find boring and therefore induces yawning.
"this film is such a yawn fest".
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When you have been partying for days and you finally decided to lay your head on the pillow . You yawn more than once and tears puddle out your eyes or maybe just the one.
I went on a 48hr bender winded up on my friend's sofa had about 5 minutes of cry yawning before I crashed
Effect after one person yawns, similar to the Butterfly Effect.
After I yawned, it seemed as if the entire room was yawning. I had just accidentally started The Yawn Effect.