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Matt Gordon is very gordonated, especially after sex. ;-)
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a marfan syndrome mofo that literally has zero muscle on his body. he is a gay fish. he also eats bits of poop for a snack, along with a cucumber that he shoves up his butt, then eats the tiny bits of shit off afterwards.
Gordon is mean.
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to be eaten by ants or cat; specifically kids with bad ADD get attacked
Matt was gordoned while waiting for the big A.
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A great british chef who doesn't know where the fuck the lamb sauce is.
'It's fucking raw' screamed Gordon Ramsay
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A great cook who gets triggered of frozen products.
Gordon Ramsay: ARE THE ICE CUBES FRESH OR FROZEN!?
Chef: F-frozen sir..
Gordon Ramsay: ...Fucking hell.
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The masterpiece of heavy metal goodness, especially in the Doom franchise. A god among gods.
The man Mick Gordon riffs guitars like it’s no one’s business!