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"The hot girl with the nice ass mooned me. So I asked if I could go in for a lunar landing."
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Lunar Client is an underrated Minecraft client. Most people use Bad Lion but most people are stupid.
Lunar Client is Good
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The elegantly crafted art of using human period blood to create a painting; menstrual blood-art.
Esmeralda couldn't wait until she started her period because her Lunar Blart ad was blowing up her phone with eager Period-Piece Enthusiasts.
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Account that has slowly died and is stuck at 1200 followers. Kinda cool videos but yk (this def was written by lunar..wrvld btw )
The owner of the account lunar..wrvld is on the verge of deleting their account💃.
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A "Lunar kiss," is a sex move where an anus is stretched out and another person takes their anus and presses it to the stretched one and proceeds to take a shit into the stretched anus
I'm going to have you give me a Lunar kiss tonight my dude
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A lunar eclipse looks just like a solar eclipse, but is instead when evil people on the moon decide to take over the universe with snipers and other shit like that.
OMG! It's a sniper.
Must be a lunar eclipse.
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1. the presence of past acne scars which left 'pock marks', or 'scar dimples' in his/her skin.
2. rough features of the face or body, noticeable to the eye either from a distance or close up, possibly tinged a different hue from natural skin tone but noticeable; whether by sight or touch; under any form of make-up, or in any amount of light.
Guy # 1-- "That strip club might have been the darkest one I have ever been to but Star and Jewl were ROCKIN!!!"
Guy # 2-- "It was darker than average because all the strippers had lunar surface. I watched her body to man but then I fucked up and looked at her face. I think I saw where the moon rover was parked."
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