Fanfic Writer

The type of person who makes gender-bent characters and has them fall in love. They generally choose cartoon or anime characters, but some make stories about real people.
Don't be this type of person, just don't.

Person: Hey you know any fanfic writers that can write me a really weird story
fanfic writer: Aight I gotchu. What you want

Writer's Cramp

1 n. A painful spasm experienced in the muscles of the fingers, hand or forearm, while writing with a pen or pencil.

2 n. A severe contraction of funds in a writer's bank account, caused by an unreliable source of income.

I was signing cheques last night for all my bills and got a terrible writer's cramp.

All my cheques came back NSF. I guess my account has writer's cramp.

Writers Cock

When you are trying to write a paper but you can't because you're too horny and all you can think all you can think about is blowing your load.

"Did you finish the paper yet?"
"No, I have writers cock. I need to blow this load."

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ghost writer

A 90's TV show that set the current meaning for "ghost writer" (person who write lyrics to songs but remains anonymous). It was based on a ghost who would "pick up" letters from places such as keyboards or street signs and re-arrange them to communicate with a bunch of teenagers to help them with their daily lives.

Ghost writer just took the letters F,K,C,U,O, and Y! I wonder what he's trying to say!

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method writer

1.A writer or author who uses a technique of writing in which he/she identifies emotionally with a character in the story and assumes that character's persona in the telling. Novels and stories exhibiting this style are almost always first person. This writing style allows insights into a character's motives, reactions and thoughts that usually can only be inferred from other styles. Author's using this technique may describe the sensation of writing as if they were spiritually channeling the character.

Examples of method writers:
Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn - Mark Twain
The Catcher in the Rye - J. D. Salinger
To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
A View from a Height - J. E. Murphy
Rebecca - Daphne du Maurier
Moby Dick - Herman Melville

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writer protagonitis

a condition that makes the sufferer unable to resist games, books, and movies that feature an author as the main character.

He had writer protagonitis, and was therefore unable to resist buying Alan Wake for xbox360, Steven King's Misery, or Finding Forrester.

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writer's constipation

An antonym of writer's block. This phrase means having to many ideas in you mind, that you are not able to get them out in a orginsized and creative fasion.

I'm having a wicked hard time writing this story. I mean, I just have so many ideas. I think I'm suffering from writer's constipation man.

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