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When a baseball player starts playing golf, but they suck at both.
Yo the whole team just pulled a dirty klaus.
I DREAMED THAT I FUCKED KLAUS MIKAELSON🤤😍I’m definitely not sorry about that..
Mia is klaus mikaelson obsessed
Emma is klaus mikaelson obsessed too
They are best friends and that’s why klaus have 2 wifes
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A Baby Klaus is typically a 30-40 year old virign male who is abusive to women yet still is a White Knight to them.
These are typically found online, especially in Toxic game communities.
Typically lives alone, and any relationships they have are extremely short and end badly.
Usually relies on family to assist them with laundry or car rides and never takes care of themselves.
Example:
That one guy always online World of Warcraft who one shots you as a DK
Guy1: Haha! You’re just mad cuz you bad! You don’t have dragon hide armor or even one million experience hahahaha
Guy2: Quit being a Baby Klaus
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Guy1: Why would you throw the game in like that dude?
Guy2: Because you can’t play a support role you autistic liberal, you threw the game when you selected that character hahaha
Guy1: What? I was doing my role?
Guy2: *Repeatily using words that would clearly end in a mute*
-Next Day-
Guy2: WHAT I WAS MUTED? HOW DARE THEY I WAS ONLY DOING MY JOB *ReeeEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!*
Guy in Discord: .... That’s because you’re a Baby Klaus.
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A derogatory term used to describe someone who is slow or bad at there job!
Hey look over there..that guys been doing that task for over a hr! What a Klaus!
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A weird guy from Sheep Experiment Station in Idaho. He is so Idahodian and thinks Idaho is the best when actually it really is full of potato sheeps. He also cries and reads russian literature every single day. He loves getting his nails painted purple and wearing his santa hat. He is the most famous tiktoker and makes tiktoks every day.
OMG its Karrin Klaus
a tall skinny black man that comes into your house during kwanza, and plays the bongos. the only gift he gives is the gift of good music.
"i woke up last night and walked downstairs to get a drink, to my suprise, Kwanza Klause was sitting in my living room playing the bongos.
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Ultimate wierdo, a German pop-opera singer from the 70s. Rumored to have sexual relations with David Bowie, and is one of the first gay guys to die from AIDS. To be called a Klaus Nomi is to be labeled as a fuckin wierdo
Dan drank his own piss. So Klaus Nomi
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