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A sudden and involuntary act that involves making poopoo in your underwear.
I couldn't find a restroom anywhere, and just when I was about to arrive home I messed myself.
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what i say when i constantly think of suicide
Boy: ugh finals week.
Girl : brb killing myself.
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The only option for me....
GG mates
Me: Im offing myself
Other person: ok idk
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i just feel like i need to distance myself from you for a while
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Dude 1:GO FUCK YOURSELF!!
Dude 2:OK i will fuck myself.
Dude 1:What?
Dude 2:What? I haven't fucked myself in like two days.
Dude 1:You disgust me.
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"Shit myself" is when you do bad at something such as a game of Cock of Duty or a game of HALER 45. You just know you fucking suck and can't help but say it.
Boy 1: YOU FUCKING SUUUUCK! *Kills other person*
Boy 2: Awwwh, I just shit myself.
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Way of referring to yourself as "god". As opposed to "OH MY GOD."
Oh myself, I just realized I'm amazing.
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