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poop

a funny word your 3 year old son will interject into ANY conversation you are having regardless of it's content.

I love this poopy new dinner.
I'm gonna give you poop kisses because I love you so much.
I have a funny poop poop a doop thing to say to you, mom.

by myshrah February 4, 2010

19πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


pooped on

When you are smoking weed and some of the weed goes into your mouth.

Jim had a loose blunt, so when he inhaled he got pooped on.

by Mr. Dro January 14, 2007

80πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


poop

poop is the random big lump of brown(maybe even baby green depending on what u ate) that can explode out of your ass making a nasty sound. its like a kick to your ass but the other way around!

Boy: mommy, my butt feels like it's just exploded!
Mom: Don't worry, that's just called poop. They come in many shapes, sizes, and colors!
Boy: Cool! I want another one!

by blehblehbleh55 November 26, 2009

25πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


poop

brown (sometimes green) digested waste material that squeezes out of your bung hole

always make sure you dont leave any poop on the seat

by dundlegrundelberrycherry February 25, 2003

1010πŸ‘ 535πŸ‘Ž


poop

Forbidden Play-doh that is produced naturally by your own ass!

Timmy you don’t need play-doh, you have your poop to play with!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 21, 2021

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Poop

Brown stuff coming from your behind when your stomachs growl

I just pooped in my pants

by Long dick so cool to play with January 22, 2021

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Poop

Some types of poop include:

The Perf-poop: This is the most enjoyable poop, it escapes quickly.
The Pellet-poop: This is when you feel like you gotta go, so you go, but it comes out in pellets.
The Sneak-attack: This one just doesn't even alert you. It just comes right out.

The log: This one takes a high level of squeezing, but it comes out literally like a branch off a tree.
The JK poop: This one starts to exit, but then crawls back in, causing a huge amount of pain. Definitely the worst poop and is never enjoyable.
The confused: You squeeze so hard, you just keep peeing.
The ghost: No matter how much you squeeze, and you feel it come out, nothing is there.
The barely-made-it: It starts to come out, but hopefully you made it to the toilet.

Man, I just took a massive poop.

by 3245475678878678.. November 26, 2011

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž