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Algo em exagero, em demasia, de uma forma que não é saudável.
"És um drogado de caixão à cova!"
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When one places the meat from a McDonalds Cheeseburger, Filet-o-Fish, and McChicken within the same sandwich, thus allowing a threesome of juicy meats in one artery-clogging meal.
You: Hey, I'm so hungry but I'm a broke bitch.
Friend: What about McDonalds? We could make a McGangbang
You: Nah bro, I need something bigger. Throw some fish on that and make it a Mc-Nage à Trois
j'en ai rien à foutre que tu ai mangé des sushis hier soir, arrête de poster ce genre de conneries sur instagram
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a) (antiquated French of France meaning): a married heterosexual couple living with the lover or mistress of one of the significant others.
b) (new and improved meaning): any form of dysfunctional relationship
i would also qualify as a ménage à trois a domestic arrangement in which a a married couple live not only with their teenage daughter, but their teenager's boyfriend
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a French- de France- phrase meaning 'oh, come on, you can do much better than this (in terms of the quality of the work you have done)
father : young man, my son, your report card, I'm afraid, ça laisse à désirer. So, in order to motivate you to save your sinking Titanic, I'm taking away your allowance. Now, go and and put some effort into your homework, comme du monde.
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The act of performing oral sex with ice cream. While this can be a delicious treat on several levels, it is not recommended to use anything with chocolate chips or nuts which may slip down into the grundle once the melting begins causing skin irritation, or even worse an accidental bite.
A couple discusses which flavor to use to perform a Blow Job À La Mode
Girl: Can we try Rainbow Sherbet?
Guy: That's what the gay's use.
Girl: York Peppermint Pattie?
Guy: That might burn.
Girl: Neapolitan
Guy: Maybe if two if your friends come over.
Girl: French Vanilla?
Guy: How will you know what's what afterwords?
Girl: Chocolate?
Guy: Giddy up. Put it in the microwave while I drop trow.
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A Percy Jackson fic, written by the infamous Theia, which is based on the real life relationship of Hana and Brock. Both being fiction writers in their own rights, and quite notorious quidditch activists. The title means "you are the world to me" and aptly chronicles the duo's elopement in France, despite their young ages and families threatening to disown them both.
Vous Êtes le Monde à Moi is such a sad tale, and nearly as good as something Shakespeare would have written. Nearly.