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Authority Recognition Disorder (ARD)

The inability to react to persons of authority when directed to action. Often exhibited by teenagers, slackers and those retired-on-the-job workers.

This guy at work got right up in my grill and barked at me to complete my weekly reports. He said he was my boss and threatened to fire me if I didn't get it done. Who does he think he is? Who was that guy? Was that my boss? What's a boss? Crap, I wonder if I might have authority recognition disorder (ARD).

by Malgren von Chesterburg October 22, 2010

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Ard

Yorkshire's finest way of describing a person who is an absolute unit. They are too good for the H in hard.

*An absolute monster of a guy walks down the street*

Person: Oh god he looks ard.

by YaBoiBigJohnnnnnnnn December 3, 2021


Ard

It is slang for turd

Liz? A better nickname is Ard. Cause ur shit

by Grandscallop March 29, 2024


ard

philly slang for alright

"Aye bro you got money?" "Yeah man." "Ard"

by jiggamulang August 10, 2021


Ard

A word owned by Jamel.

Can only be used by him. ( Ard )

by HimmothyNeuhimron April 4, 2023


'ard

someone who is 'ard is even more Solid than someone who is Solid. People who are 'ard might include Kerrdekerr Young Man and Potato.

Kerrdekerr is so 'ard mahhn, not one u want to mess with amiright?!

by KDK <3<3 April 26, 2018


Ard

Saying "word" like you've got a schlong down your throat.

Friend 1: "I'm going to the store."

Friend 2: "Ard."

Friend 1: "Why does it sound like you've got a pecker in your mouth?"

by AbruptNutt April 30, 2020