Greg-gasm

Achieving multiple orgasms from mere words, pictures, or facebook pokes from someone that you are very attracted to.

Wow, I saw his picture and it gave me a Greg-gasm!

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half-gasm

When masturbating, holding back for too long and then letting go, only to find that you've missed the orgasm, but still ejaculated. Disappointing, all the work but none of the reward.

I jerked for 30 minutes only to be rewarded with a half-gasm.

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Adam-gasm

Adam-gasm: An intense sexual reaction had by girls (and some guys) when watching Adam Lambert sing on American Idol

Ryan Seacrest: And now ladies and gentlemen, here's Adam Lambert, singing "I wanna sex you up"
Viewer 1: What are you gasping and moaning for???
Viewer 2: Ohhhhhhh........ I can't help it...... Ahhhhhhhhhh.... I'm having an Adam-gasm!
Viewer 1 hurridley shuts off the tv, interrupting Adams spellbinding performance and says : Young lady, it's time for us to have the TALK!


Did you see American Idol last night?
Yes. I had a major Adam-gasm when Mr. Lambert sung!

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led-gasm

the exact most climatic point in any led zeppelin songs that will cause any mortal person's head to explode with awesomeness

Tom: Hey, listen to 6:41 in stairway to heaven
Randy: Total led-gasm *head explodes*

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hug-gasm

A deep exhale of satisfaction after receiving a hug that is extremely tight.

Person 1: Hey you wanna hug?
Person 2: Yeah!
(Extremely tight hug--release)
Person 2: OOOHHAHHH... (exhale)
Person 1: I just gave you a hug-gasm!

booty gasm

When you get clapped from behind by your Homie and you have an orgasm

Last night I gave j dog a hard booty gasm

snore-gasm

The act of masturbating by a man as a means to falling asleep.

I was having trouble sleeping last night until I jerked off, fell asleep immediately after my snore-gasm.