1/2

People that are saying in chats are just trying to tell you that they only have a half brain cell left.

Person 1: Hey, wanna play something?
Person 2: (1/2)
Person1: I'm very sorry to hear that my friend.

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The 1 and 1/2's

Liquid Poo. A mixture of solid and liquids forming a runny mess.

See you guys later, I have to go to the bathroom.

How long are you going to be are you going #1 or #2?

The 1 and 1/2's.

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1 boy 2 kitten

it show 1 boy taking 2 kitten putting them in a large plastic bag the cat died and. the boy was arrested what? you really thought it was werid porn? did you really think it was some like lemon party or meat spin or 2 girl and 1 cup?HUH thought it was staple porn? thought it was that video of a girl farting on a cake? you think it was 2 boy and 1 sandbox NO IT WAS JUST A BOY PUTTING 2 KITTEN IN A LARGE PLASTIC BAG AND CLOSING IT

jake: hey wanna watch 1 boy 2 kitten i heard it scary
jim: uhh yeah sure

after the video

jake and jim: NOOO WHY WOULD YOU KILL THE KITTENS

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1 2

it means "want to", use to type to chat w/ ppl on yahoo, chatroulette, .....

i 1 2 p = i want to pee :))

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1-2

Verb: the act of giving oral sex to someone

Noun: a person that gives blow jobs

Jaunito: yo man how was last night?

Pedro: man it was great!!

Juanito: why what happened?

Pedro: I got a 1-2 from hoedini

Juanito:badass

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<1+2

The same as
<3
lessthanthree
all that emo shabb

Oh Wife!!! I <1+2 you!!

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1 = 2

1. x = y
2. xy = y^2
3. xy - x^2 = y^2 - x^2
4. x(y - x) = (y + x)(y - x)
5. x = y + x
6. x = x + x
7. x = 2x
8. 1 = 2

QED

As proven, 1 = 2, thus 0 = 1, etc. And so for any number i, there is an equivalent j that is not equal to i.

This is further explained in the Identity Theft Theorem.

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