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Rule 16

Rule 16 states that there are no females on the internet - specifically in role-playing games and chat rooms.

Expanded Rule 16 states that:
a) All internet men are men
b) All internet women are really men
b) All internet children are policemen

Player 1: Did you check out Rocket Dog' profile? She is so hot, so I PM'd her and she is sexy cool!

Player 2: Dude, remember Rule 16. She's really a 40 yo dude in his living in his mom's basement!

Player 1: No! She's real and she likes me!

by mtnmeister July 8, 2009

532πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


April 16

If you were born on this day, you are the best person ever!!! It’s the best bday ever. Only true legends are born on this day

Omg she’s born on April 16, must be a legend then πŸ˜‚

by koolkid:)))))) November 16, 2019

208πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


March 16

The best girl was born

girl 1: you were born March 16th?
girl 2: yeah
girl 1: your the best girl born

by rylie is the best October 16, 2019

155πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


april 16

april 16 was the day the hottest chick was born!! 😻

what day is it?

it’s april 16
the hottest chick was born today !!

by meeeee183728748 September 10, 2020

71πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


January 16

People who are born in January 16 are definitely the best people if you have a friend who was born in January 16 NEVER let go of them they are some of the best and most beautiful people on this universe . Specially if their names start with M,D, or P. That person WILL be taken in some time or already are πŸ₯΅βœ‹ . Damn they are literally gods/ goddesses that how beautiful/ handsome they are . But the best thing about them is there heart they have the purest heart they might be like calling others β€œ loser β€œ or β€œ stupid” or β€œb*tch” but that who they care about and when you get to know those people born on January 16 they are the literal definition of perfect.

Person 1: It’s my birthday today !!! Yay
Person 1’s best friend : I know !!!! And it’s January 16 I will never let go of you I love youuuuuu πŸ₯ΊπŸ€

by iheartiheartganyu January 2, 2020

107πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


16 February

National Compliment Day. Give your friend, music teacher or your dentist a compliment today.

Person 1: You hair's really nice today.
Person 2: Oh thank you, why are you saying that?
Person 1: Because today, 16 February, is National Compliment Day!

by Shrek.exe February 16, 2020

41πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


December 16

The day we all don’t go to school because tiktok told us not to.

What if we both didn’t go to school on December 16?
I can’t go to school on December 16 because tiktok told me not to.

by juuliaaaaaaaaaaa on tiktok October 28, 2019

268πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž