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Guys get to steal a kiss from a girl even if they have a girlfriend go get some boys you get a free pass today
*Boy kisses girl*
Girl- girl what was that for
Boy - it's November 18th duh
Girl- oh yeah...do it again
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National make up a stupid ass holiday for a day!
You make up some stupid shit that no one will ever do on November 18!
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the 18th of november just so happens to be national rat day
this might be because someone who is a rat is born on that day or they are just super unlucky
there’s also a chance of someone being allergic to those types of rats (unlucky them)
person - *cough cough* rat *cough cough*
other person - what was that for?
person - sorry it’s just my allergies 🤧
other person - what are you allergic to?
person - rats
other person - but there aren’t any rats around
person - oh yea, people born on november 18 also count as they’re basically the same:)
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November 18th is the day you suck your OWN dick. You don’t need someone to do it for you, you do you girl! Here’s how you do it. Face down, suck. Anyone (with a dick) can do it!
Girlfriend: hey babe can I suck your dick?
Boyfriend: no babe, I’m sucking my dick today bitch.
Girlfriend: why?
Boyfriend: because it’s November 18th you dumb whore
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Day to slap a slag called Maria
Guy: “hey Maria’’(slaps)
Maria: “what was that for’’
Guy: “Today is November 18th ,slap a slag called Maria day”
Maria : “Ok’’
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Ask the girl you have a crush on at school
Best Friend: It’s November 18th
Him: Ok so
Best Friend: Ask out your crush!
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A day where you fucking kill Sebastian with a glock.
Camryn: I’m gonna fucking kill you.
Sebastian: bruh wtf why!?!
Camryn: because it’s November 18 duh
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