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2 for 1's are when you wear boxers(shorts), then when you bend over it rides up your butt and its a thong.
Packet had some boxers on, then next thing I knew she bent over and it was a thong. I shouted 2 for 1's!! Wow did that make my day.
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A deal in which one receives two objects (usually the same, but sometimes not) for the price of one.
youre a bunny: yes
youre a bunny: or nekkid with alcohol
youre a bunny: 2-4-1
youre a bunny: DEAL
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The Art of peircing your butthole so your one shit slowly turns into two. You may or may not have a special day...mines Texas Tuesday.
person 1: What are you doing this tuesday?
person 2: Well that would be Texas Tuesday my good freind so you will probably catch me taking a Texas 2 for 1 on my porcelain throne.
person 1: for sho!
The Art of peircing your butthole so your one shit slowly turns into two. You may or may not have a special day...mines Texas Tuesday.
person 1: What are you doing this tuesday?
person 2: Well that would be Texas Tuesday my good freind so you will probably catch me taking a Texas 2 for 1 on my porcelain throne.
person 1: for sho!
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The equation of choice among math paradoxers and recreational mathematicians, who unspokenly derive much satisfaction in exposing students’ fallacious or illogical reasoning that leads to the contradictory result.
Be it due to division by zero or squaring (or square rooting) both sides of an equation, few students wouldn’t want to know why “1 = 2” is logically plausible.
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catchy phrase that adds emphasis on any word or saying
1. Your a dick and 1/2
2. Yo! that was dope and 1/2
3. Let's get sloshed and 1/2
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The person before made a mistake in their proof.
1. x = y
2. xy = y^2
3. xy - x^2 = y^2 - x^2
4. x(y - x) = (y + x)(y - x)
So far so good.
4.5. x = (y + x)(y - x)/(y - x) is what they did to get to step 5, which says:
5. x = y + x
This is wrong though. since x = y, y -x = 0, and so you can't divide by y - x.
Anyone who says 1 = 2 is wrong.
1 != 2
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People that are saying in chats are just trying to tell you that they only have a half brain cell left.
Person 1: Hey, wanna play something?
Person 2: (1/2)
Person1: I'm very sorry to hear that my friend.
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