March 20th

National watch a 1 star review movie.

Yo its march 20th we must watch a 1 star movie!

September 20th

Area 51 raid.

Let’s go to the Nevada desert and go fuck some aliens on September 20th!

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June 20th

National get rid of your Virginity card

John: Hey you still got it

JackGot what?
John:You’re Virginity card, Retard!
Jack: Ye I have it

John: You need to get rid of it soon
Jack: Why?
John: Because it is June 20th

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August 20th

you are definitely the hottest person alive and everyone should hold your hand.

"did you know his birthday is on August 20th?"
"yeah i need to be his friend because that's thats the best day ever"

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20th August

People born on 20th of August tend to be good at sports and are very funny. They either have black or blondish hair and often do stupid things without thinking. They show love and affection when they want to as it’s hard for them to express their emotions.

He’s born on 20th August. I wonder if he is funny?

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April 20th

The day where we all get high as fuck and celebrate hitler’s birthday and the columbine shooting.

April 20th “heil de fürher and let’s get as high as a giraffe’s pussy”

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January 20th

Today is the day where you ask someone out and dump them in the same day. So get ready to be asked out and dumped by the same person.

Sorry, today is January 20th.

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