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June 23rd

National loose your virginity day! Go wild and loose that V-card on June 23rd.

Oh hey it’s june 23rd!”
“OMG wanna come over later ;)”
“Ofc it’s national loose ur v day :)”

by Virginity God November 4, 2019

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23rd September

23rd September is a rare date where not a lot of people are born in just the few ones if they are lucky if you are born on this date you are super smexy 😏
Here are some people born on this date!
Mikasasbf2
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Gimmesenpai

Jenny: it's so hard finding a birthday twin like I never found mine!
Emma: seriously it's that rare?
Jenny: it seems like it...
Emma: when is your birthday?
Jenny: 23rd September dummy

Emma: oh.. yeah
Stranger: WAIT!! DID YOU SAY 23RD SEPTEMBER??
Jenny: yes?
Stranger: FINALLY I FOUND MY TWIN!!
Jenny: OMG SERIOUSLY! YESSS FINALLY!!

by 23rd September March 28, 2021

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May 23rd

National Blowjob day. Don’t be afraid to give head may 23rd I think we all need it.

Did you here this coming May 23rd is National Bj day?

by PapiTelepathy May 22, 2020

24👍 9👎


23rd base

u have to stop lookin these stupid bases up their is nooooooo more!

Jonny: Dude i had fuckin 23rd base last night.
Adam: Their is only four fuking bases go kill your self you fucking bitch.

by Jon q 24 December 31, 2009

61👍 29👎


May 23rd

-the day a champion was born.
doves cooed, and flowers rose.
the earth stood still for a mere 15 minutes.
-on this day in '89
a creature was born, who was so buff and mysterious thousands wanted to meet it.
an innocent being that was much more liked than any other previous siblings.
one who could roof a house by age 3.
the day of miracles, May 23rd.

That child must of been born on May 23rd, their so intelligent and charismatic.

by RoNnIeMoLd May 21, 2009

100👍 51👎


June 23rd

On June 23rd anyone can ask out their crush...but their crush isn’t allowed to say no

Girl:Hey today is June 23rd, that means I can ask out my crush today!

by IHelpPeopleThatHaveCrushes June 23, 2020

11👍 3👎


23rd November

Kiss or hug a girl day

If your a boy and single you can or probably will hug a girl but if your in a relationship push yourself and kiss a girl
Good Luck boys

Anna: Guess what day it is today
Dave: 23rd November?
Anna: yeah, it is a day where you get to kiss or hug me

by Bob.Nanana November 22, 2019

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