In December 3 my ( the one ) person was born!
In December 3 life is getting better
4π 3π
Oh itβs December 3rd I guess I should ask out Kayla
4π 3π
You: hey guess what day it is!
Cousin: December 3?
You: βI like your cut gβ *smacks*
Cousin: oww
3π 2π
Fart on your crush! Don't worry they will understand!
Person 1: Eeewww! Did you just FART on me?
Person 2: yeah.... It's December 3rd!
3π 2π
The day everyone has to post everything in their archived on Instagram for 24 hours
Hey did you re post all of your archived posts?
What no
Itβs December 3rd, so you have to post all of them for 24 hours
2π 1π
National Fuck the police day (13/12)
"did you hear about today? It's December 3rd, Fuck the police day!"
14π 21π
Lick your grandma's stanky toes untill they are all clean it is called national lick your grandma's toe day
Person: Hey what is it today
Person 2: it's December third 22 days to christ-
You:NO ITS NATIONAL LICK YOUR GRANDMAS TOE DAY
Hey today is December 3 I need to go lick my grandma's toes
5π 6π