Random
Source Code
Random
December 5th is the day you suck your best friends dick
Girl: ITS HEAD DAY
Boy:ITS DECEMBER 5th
Me: has crazy hair
Friend: why is your hair crazy
Me: its december 5!
On this day a Joseph Vijay Chandrasekhar one of the biggest fan is born
Joseph Vijay Chandrasekhar big south Asian actor.
Jack: did you watch Joseph Vijay Chandrasekhar newest movie yet
Manav: YOu were born on December 5
boy: do you want to have bazoonga?
girl: yes but i’m on my period
boy: oh well, it’s december 5th
Sinterklaas, the day you can eat an infinite amount of pepernoten.
It's december 5 aka Sinterklaas, I'm gonna prop myself vol with pepernoten.
Make out with the last person you snapped with
Ex snapped my bestie now I have to make out with him but only on December 5
This is my (susan van brakpan/ maylin) birthday
5 December........