Random
Source Code
Random
This is the number you write on a piece of paper and hand to someone who doesn't agree with you or something you are doing.
A popular bumper sticker says "Don't like my driving?"
Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT
86👍 20👎
The number you 'metaphorically' call when requiring the energy, skill or courage to continue with the task at hand.
Smith: I can't make it to the pub tonight lads, I've gotta go home early
Kay: Dude, you need to call 1-800-Man-Up and get your ass to the boozer.
13👍 2👎
Please call 1-800-273-8255 if you're struggling with suicidal thoughts
14👍 3👎
They are the absolute weirdest human being on Wattpad but I really enjoy their comments they are interesting, funny, and weird... But that pfp and username Is very interesting but I would rate it best pfp and username of the year
Person 1 on Wattpad: Best Pfp of the year
1-800-Kuro0s-CxmSlut: Ikr super holy
1. a line used in youtube star Nigahiga's video "Snuggle", a parody of "Snuggo" ads.
2. used when someone asks you for your number
3. used when someone asks you for someone else's number
4. an actual website with the moto "What you need, when you need it". The website has many uses including chat and phone number finder.
1. "just call 1-800-not-a-real-number.com"
2. Dave "Hey girl, what's your number?"
Melissa "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"
3. John "What's Amber's new number?"
Danielle "Why do you need it?"
John "Uhhhh"
Danielle "Why?!?!?! You guys broke up 2 weeks ago!"
John "Blackmail her."
Danielle "No!"
John "Just tell me!!!"
Danielle "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com" (Walks away)
4. Scott "How did you get his number?"
Morgan "I found it on the number finder at 1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"
36👍 15👎
Portability is key
I brought my self an 800 pound gaming pc for maximum portability
that one thing your dumbass friend says to you everyday.
Me: Hey I heard you changed your phone number, what's your new one?
Friend: 1-800-HOTLINE-BLING.
5👍 1👎